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Trash Garbage‘s resident hip hot real-life Brooklyn DJ performed at the launch party for Hot Pocket Magazine, an experimental literary and art magazine created by and centering trans, queer, nonbinary, and femme artists. Keep an eye out for that, and enjoy the mix here!
This is the most cohesive collection of all of the biggest, loudest, and most melodic tracks that have been inspiring me this year. And on a personal level, this is proof that I can fully manage a three deck CDJ setup.
Track list is a bit mixed cuz it’s not suuuper clear when something becomes “a mashup” and when it’s “here are two songs playing at the same time for several minutes”. I’ll generally call something a mashup if I start with one song, bring in another, and then take it back out and “finish” with the original song. But if it’s just 1, 1+2, 2, that’s just a long blend?
spicy hot jams for working on your spicy hot takes
imo this is a good one for the last hour of a workday when you’ve emotionally hit a wall and need to rally and by rally i mean reflect on the relationship between the frictions of life and the value of life
sometimes we were wrong about things
version history
[June 27, 2022] the live version on spotify has swapped in some currently available instrumental pillows tunes to try to match the OG’s energy, added a few other songs throughout to address the gap created by how that goal is not, in fact, possible. it feels fucked to act like a tv show is the bad thing in June 2022 in, say, america, but here we are. rage against the dying of the light for ~63 minutes.
[Nov 24, 2021] the OG version of this playlist with a buncha good good pillows instrumentals from FLCL, which are in a constant state of on/off spotify. can be temporarily enjoyed via youtube, until something inevitably goes wrong there too.
this is a playlist of talking heads, radiohead, portishead, and blonde redhead
it is called HEADHEADHEADHEAD
obviously this started as a joke but it turned out surprisingly cohesive, even to me, who blindly thought this would probably work. it’s very moody groovy, and they all play nicely with each other (which does mean that Your favorite radiohead song probably got cut, sorry). it is by dumb necessity our longest playlist, because I decided each of them got exactly 25 songs. these are, without exaggeration, all in my top 10 favorite bands, and all of them have HEAD in their name, and I thought that was pretty trash garbage. you may not put it on shuffle.
tell us who is your favorite head in the comments.
Same deal as last year. “Best of” lists are exhausting, “comprehensive” is a full-time job and this is not our full-time job, everyone knows a new Adele album came out in 2021, we haven’t even listened to every release from 2021 we even want to listen to. These are just some personal favorites that came out in 2021.
Best Album That Sammie Will Point To As Evidence That Sammie Listens To Music Besides Milquetoast Ambient
Nurture – Porter Robinson
Best Upgrade From Lo-Fi Chill-Hop Beats
The Yth Guest – ThorHighHeels
BestRevisited Teenage Feelings
Home Video – Lucy Dacus
Best Album for When You’ve Just Turned 30 And Now Truly Realize the Power of Nostalgia
memoryland – CFCF
BestAlbum To Quickly Inform You Who Is Just Tolerating The Gays
MONTERO – Lil Nas X
BestVariety Hour
Sound Ancestors – Madlib
BestFull Band Pivot Flex
Little Oblivions – Julien Baker
BestMost Convincing Attempt At Music
ULTRAPOP – The Armed
BestBillie Eilish
Happier Than Ever – Billie Eilish
BestInternally Screaming Cathartic Release That Jesus Christ It’s Still The Pandemic (Not About The Pandemic)
Laura Stevenson – Laura Stevenson
BestMr Krabs Beep Bop Boo Boo Bop–Ass Album
Tread – Ross from Friends
Best“I Read Resident Advisor” Album
Mirrors – DJ Seinfeld
BestJazz
Liminal Space – Ill Considered
BestJazz (Taylor’s Version)
Talk Memory – BADBADNOTGOOD
BestConfusing Wikipedia Entry
E.VAX – E.VAX, Ratatat
BestTornado Documentary
Magic Oneohtrix Point Never – Oneohtrix Point Never
Best Litmus Test For Which Millennials Are Getting Boomer-Pilled
Look, I have no idea what there is to say about ska. We often do “idk what to say” posts ranging from ironic to earnest to whatever liminal spaces in between serve our needs, but a ska is a ska is a ska is a ska. Sammie and I have talked a lot before about how weird it is to realize as adults that not everyone went to a high school that, for some reason, was really into ska. I genuinely have no idea if explaining my goal to make a good ska playlist, a bangers only ska playlist, a not just popular ska playlist, by writing that “everyone already knows about ‘Beer’ so you could just listen to ‘Beer’ if you want to listen to ‘Beer'” would come across as a shitpost, as inscrutable, or as the most controversial thing I’ve yet to write on trash garbage. I even came across an article published a few days ago that says more about the weird self-defense gut reaction combination of condescension towards and gatekeeping within ska than I could articulate.
I’ve been in a perpetual process of self-discovery for about the last decade. I sat in a course I was taking at the time in college, reading an article about the experience of transgender and nonbinary people in Japan, and at that moment something clicked in my head, and I’ve spent the better part of 10 years trying to deny it with various success.
And if you have ever tried to do coursework while also dealing with the revelation that you are likely not the gender you were assigned at birth, it is not easy!
I’ve never been a particularly self-aware person, and so my feelings about anything about myself have been hard to say so far, making this a weird and hard post to write. I’ve been on a journey of self-discovery lately, and like most of the things in my life it’s led me precisely nowhere.
Okay, that’s not necessarily true. It’s led me somewhere, which is a place I didn’t really think I’d be at and, if I’m being honest, which I’m being with strangers on the internet for some reason, it’s a particularly scary one. I don’t like existing in a way where I stand out, I don’t like existing in a way where I feel the need to explain myself. I am nervous just writing this blog post knowing that someone could, with knowledge of my partner in playlists here, pretty easily determine who I am in Real Life™. I don’t like this because it feels like, in a world where most people have the answers to these questions, I still don’t, and even if I do have those answers, the reality is one that opens me up to a life of rejection, hate, and struggle.
But the thought of living a life as a lie is harder one, and the thought that maybe if things are kinda tough for me, they might be easier for someone else like me one day is certainly a nice one.
I don’t have the answers yet. But I feel like I’m getting closer.
Anyways, here is Gender Euphoria, a playlist I made for the moments where I can see a future where I’m comfortable looking in the mirror. They’re still pretty rare, but they feel wonderful when they happen, and I want to share that with you all. This is actually an extremely personal playlist as it’s one that’s sat on my own spotify account for a long time (with some exceptions. My personal one has “Man, I Feel Like a Woman” by Shania Twain on it, and I was NOT going to subject you all to that). But with the one day my cloaking field deactivates being tomorrow [ed. note after checking the date and doubling checking how long this draft has been in my inbox: whoops], I wanted to share with you all a playlist that imagines a slightly better tomorrow, and to share with everyone out there feeling a similar way a moment in time where maybe things feel a little better.
Some of these songs are a little less than euphoric but part of my specific euphoria is imagining a world where I feel like celebrating my journey so here we are.
Also, this playlist currently has the second most Carly Rae Jepsen of any Trash Garbage playlist and if you are wondering why, I have prepared a helpful guide:
“Best of” lists are exhausting and stressful when it’s not your full-time job (eg holy shit there was a new Avalanches album this year???). And, folks, we say a lot of things “are Trash Garbage”, but that ain’t Trash Garbage. Here are some albums that came out in 2020 which resonated with Sammie and Matthew a lot that you probably have already heard about.
Best Album That Sammie Listened to on Repeat For Like Three Months Straight to Cope with 2020
Game Trails – Aukai
Best Album Wistfully Longing for That Time Bernie Won Nevada
N O D R E A M – Jeff Rosenstock
Best Album We Would Have Nominated for “Best Mountain Goats Album” If Getting Into Knives, Songs for Pierre Chuvin, and The Jordan Lake Sessions Had Not Also Come Out This Year
Making a Door Less Open – Car Seat Headrest
Best Mountain Goats Album
Getting Into Knives – The Mountain Goats
Best Album That Sammie Will Point To As Evidence That Sammie Listens To Music Besides Milquetoast Ambient
Blood Rage – NxxxxxS
Best Taylor Swift Album
Punisher – Phoebe Bridgers
Best Album That Made Me Personally Upset That Live Concerts Aren’t Gonna Be a Thing For a Long Time To Come
Color Theory – Soccer Mommy
Best Chill Vibes To Study And Relax To
Folklore – Taylor Swift
Best Album That Matthew Tried To Talk With a Tinder Match About Without Reading The Room Properly
Set My Heart On Fire Immediately – Perfume Genius
Best Album By A Band I Was Really Into In High School, Hasn’t Released An Album Since 2006, and Then Just Came Out of Nowhere With A Weirdly Cohesive New Album And Dropped It Right As The Pandemic Hit
Bad News – Butterfingers
Best Upgrade From Lo-Fi Chill-Hop Beats
Suite for Max Brown – Jeff Parker
Best Soundtrack I Heard in 2020 to the Best TV Show Adaptation I Watched in 2020 of the Best Novel I Read in 2020
