zzzmas

most christmas playlists are like background noise for holiday shopping or the music of a holiday party. they’re a little more upbeat, but almost ambient in the sense of like they’re not meant to be totally focused on all the time. we decided the trash garbage take on a christmas playlist isn’t an “ironic” christmas music playlist of non-christmas music, is almost “Fuck you, This is Just The Entirety Of The Charlie Brown Christmas Soundtrack”, but is, perhaps, a sleepytime christmas playlist kinda antithetical to most christmas playlists.

mostly christmas jazz, but some piano covers from Game Boy Advance RPG that isn’t not christmas either.

blood for the blood god

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🎶 “Shake It Off” to the rhythm of “Love Story” and “Blank Space,” as Taylor’s enchanting voice and chart-topping singles seamlessly blend into the perfect symphony of emotions. From the country crooner of “Tim McGraw” to the pop sensation behind “Delicate,” our playlist offers an immaculate blend of her musical evolution.

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how is it still working hours

A sometimes lighter, sometimes spookier version of a deep dark white noise work music playlist than I Hide Down In My Corner Because I Like My Corner. A heavier, screamier version of a noisy rock work music playist than Firefly Was Always Bad. Just to add to the trash garbage lore.

RIYL genres with “post-” in the name, upsetting art, three metal songs in a row that all have the same riff, brief reprieves, you watched half of Chainsaw Man, a second wind on an uninteresting afternoon

It’s Just Rap and Carly Rae Jepsen: Side B

Taking after Carly’s own tradition of following up albums with a “side B” that includes a bunch of cuts that didn’t make the original album, we’ve done the same with our original playlist, while also taking the chance to update this with some of Carly’s works that have been released since the original came out.

Otherwise, like we said the last time, it’s impossible to explain this any more.

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Weather Channel Playback for Mentally Ill Girls

So lately, Matthew’s been asking me what kind of playlist I want to make for the blog. And with the exception of a couple that I’ve been working on, the creative demons have not been tormenting me effectively lately. So when Matthew asked me “what have you been listening to while you’re working?” I was honest. And the end result is this, an almost several days–long playlist of footage from The Weather Channel as it existed in the 90s, with most of its commercials intact.

Unlike our previous Weather-related YouTube playlist, there’s nothing to learn or to gleam here, just one really prevalent ad for the Virginia Tourist Board that will be forever stuck in your head.

She said “come with me to Virginia, you just might fall in love…”

Focus

Finally, Sammie’s back with a new playlist. Except the playlist isn’t new at all! It’s very old, actually. Sammie’s back with a new very old playlist, finally.

This playlist predates Trash Garbage. In fact, Sammie sharing it with Matthew is what spawned the earliest conversations of “what if we had a blog that just published the kind of playlists we wanted but couldn’t ever find.” How could we, Bloggers, keep you from this important Trash Garbage Lore?

This 5-hour playlist has gotten Sammie through many a workday and many a work project. It’s ambient electronic, with almost no vocals to speak of, but just enough light percussion to keep your brain engaged. The songs were chosen for the playlist by queuing up a bunch of albums and then, if I was able to work through a period of time, I picked a couple of the most pleasing to keep as future background noise. Hopefully it helps you focus like it has helped me.

Hot Pocket Magazine 3/18 Launch Party Mix

Trash Garbage‘s resident hip hot real-life Brooklyn DJ performed at the launch party for Hot Pocket Magazine, an experimental literary and art magazine created by and centering trans, queer, nonbinary, and femme artists. Keep an eye out for that, and enjoy the mix here!

horny bops for sad teens

Hell yeah, it’s a goddamn emo teen sad breakup thirsty horny dance party. If you don’t hear it and think “i am 16 again”, what’s the point? We’d have failed. Dance out your teenage longing.